Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
