Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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