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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!

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  doesn't he have a girlfriend???

  (504): View more from Louisiana

  yeah...who do you think woke us up...

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.

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• (760): View more from California

  And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"

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• (408): View more from California

  im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?

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