If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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