But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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