just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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