can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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