His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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