If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
high people should be assigned attendants
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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