Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Damn victory sex feels great
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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