i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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