I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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