how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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