my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Randomize
