Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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