I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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