Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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