i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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