you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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