i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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