my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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