I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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