Heybabeimwearingurpanties
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I've blown a few things in my day
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
this just has baby written all over it
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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