Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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