Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
she looked like the before picture.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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