What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
