Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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