So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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