If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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