do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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