Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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