and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
