I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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