discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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