and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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