there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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