I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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