If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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