I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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