I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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