belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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