How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
he was CRYING into my vagina
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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