But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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