If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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