What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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