The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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