is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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