It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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