i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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