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(540): View more from Virginia

she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out

(803): View more from South Carolina

youve hit the jackpot

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(315): View more from New York

They're like penises that have been put in a blender.

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(805): View more from California

he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building

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(312): View more from Illinois

He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention

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(208): View more from Idaho

I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear

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(971): View more from Oregon

It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food

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(516): View more from New York

Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?

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